Life would be better lived backwards.
You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready...
“lifes a bitch, then you die” so go have some tea! <3
Vampire Weekend - Horchata
something i heard today.
“wanna watch me take this snows virginity as if i was a hungry rapist” …lol wut? <3
once upon a time i met a girl, and she played me like a fiddle </3 the end.
our society seems to have completely given up on morals
karlnorotea: Different Galaxies by Dumbfoundead...
Sometimes, the best things that happen are...
this one girl.
so theres this one girl..and she left me with a package on my front doorstep, the rules are i can’t open it untill valentines day.
all i ever wanted was Her to be happy and proud of me, ive never really felt i accomplished that till this moment in life.
i would like to go hug my mommy now.
My mother only had one eye. I hated her… she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mother came to say hello to me… I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?! I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said: “EEEE, your mum only...
ddang10: today was amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing :) because i saw james han who looks like taylor lautner but better. mmm
on another note. expect a entry on the chillest most well dressed girl i know. shes down for whatsup. peace.
We were cool and all, till you had to leave. now my glass is half empty.
just feeling soo fuckinnnnn awesome......
fuck this shit.